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19 Dating App Opening Lines That Aren’t “Hey, How Are You?”

It has come to my attention that more people could be dating on dating apps. Yes dating on a dating app. Rather unorthodox, I know.

But hear me out.

There are four words getting in the way of you finding love, sex, platonic cuddles, light spanking, ethical non-monogamy…

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Wildly exaggerated stories about my life.

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