HOW TO TALK TO HUMANS

19 Dating App Opening Lines That Aren’t “Hey, How Are You?”

It has come to my attention that more people could be dating on dating apps. Yes dating on a dating app. Rather unorthodox, I know.

But hear me out.

There are four words getting in the way of you finding love, sex, platonic cuddles, light spanking, ethical non-monogamy…

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Hannah Furst

Hannah Furst

Wildly exaggerated stories about my life.